Ode to my jacked up, made over recliner

I am now the proud owner of a jacked up, made over recliner.

No, not a four wheel drive, tricked out truck, but a recliner. You know, a nice soft, cushion-y chair.

If you will recall, once upon an October evening in 2025, I was sitting in my recliner drinking a diet coke and scrolling through Facebook when I began sinking down, down, down.