Hair today, less tomorrow what I see in mirror

It’s true that I don’t pay attention to many things in life. I guess I’m just too busy to notice everything.

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, wife Martha, always asks me why I’m not paying attention. To keep engaged in that argument, I say, “I’m too poor to pay attention. Could I borrow 25 cents from you?”

Believe me, I’ve tried to pay attention throughout life, but it’s been very difficult for me. I’m too poor to pay attention, and as I get older, I get poorer.