I’ll never forget the Sunday school teacher who asked the class, “What is gray with a long fuzzy tail, lives in the trees, and stores up nuts for the winter?”
A little boy in the back row waved his hand and yelled out, “Jesus!”
The teacher, caught off guard, said, “That’s a great answer, but it’s not really what I was looking for.”
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