Take us to your leader, human!

Drivers on Hacklebarney Road may have recently noticed some unexpected and very unusual visitors to Pierce County. Two extraterrestrial visitors appear to have made a landing in someone’s front yard. How and why? Maybe it is just something about the recently departed month of July, the same month when the original UFO craze in Roswell, New Mexico began in 1947. Now, 79 years later, another disabled UFO has come down to earth—in Pierce. So far, there has been no word from the weird visitors on when the ship will be repaired or how long it will take them to return home. The Times reached out to the residents in whose yard the aliens landed but those efforts have, so far, been unsuccessful. Hopefully, they are still somewhere on Earth.