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Wednesday, June 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM

Get off my lawn, fortune cookie

Of the smorgasbord of Chinese food we had that evening, the children were only interested in the fortune cookies.

M y nephew popped one open. His grandfather said “What does the fortune say?” Without missing a beat, the five-year-old looked at the small sliver of paper and replied, “Your life will be filled with disappointment.”

“Big Daddy” thought this was hilarious – as we all did. My nephew just made up the fortune.

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