I’m keeping my record clean on help in kitchen

After several months of mayhem at home, things began to settle down and return to our normal way of life.

I noticed there were a lot of dishes to be cleaned, so I went to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, wife Martha, and said, “Would you like me to do the dishes today?”

After a long period of laughing, she said, “Do you remember the last time you did dishes for me?”