Up in the sky— it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a data center!

Look to the skies for Pierce County’s data center solution. That’s right—this is one data center you won’t have to worry about taking up space on county property. ACME Data Solutions CEO, Dr. Barry Smart, reportedly created the Airborne model as an innovative solution to rural counties’ most common complaints surrounding data centers.

“This model mitigates almost all major concerns that locals have been expressing,” said Nadella. “Thanks to the gases emitted by our computers’ processing, the perfect storm of CO2, HO2 and SO2 work together to levitate the facility, so county land won’t be compromised.”

Dr. Smart also congratulated himself on figuring out how to propel the data center along county lines so no one area is affected.