Public health officials are warning of a new pandemic on the horizon tentatively called the “Tongue in Cheek” Disease.
“It will be far more common than COVID, but not nearly as serious,” said Dr. R. U. Kidding, doctor of medical malpractice, at the Humorcology Department of the world-renowned Mayonnaise Clinic in Hellman, Oregon.
The disease behaves very strangely, but is always characterized by a lack of seriousness and uncontrollable laughter.
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