The Mid-Day American Workers Nap plan

As a small businessman (I’m 5foot-9), I’m always on the lookout for ways to improve productivity and office morale.

Over the years, some of my workplace improvement ideas have worked splendidly – ‘Popsicle Wednesday’ being a fine example. Some haven’t, like the ill-fated “Wrestling for a Raise.”

But this time, just like last time, I think I am on to something that will revolutionize the American workforce, making our laborers happier, more productive, cure baldness, inspire some new hymns, and jump-start us out of the national tariffic economic malaise.